CULTURE CURRY 2
I am fond of cats. Be it any species, even the wild
ones. And I honestly believe, there is no animal that you can’t domesticate (I
am a little opposed to the term and the concept of “taming”) since I grew up between
snakes, had lizards, hamsters, crows and even a tortoise for pets (most of them
were not in captivity) as I grew up. Quite recently I had a friend from Russia visiting
me, who pointed out that she hasn’t seen a single cat during her fortnight-long
stay in Delhi. Here is the fact:
Delhi
doesn’t like cats
“I
don’t see any cats here. Surprising! If you were in Russia, you could see them everywhere
– all sizes and shapes.” She was peacefully sipping tea in the front room.
Well, that’s true. And
it is also true that I love cats. I have loved them all my life.
The
reason behind the suspicious absence of cats in all neighborhoods in Delhi I’ve
lived, can be attributed to two basic reasons:
(a)
The abundance of man’s so called “best” friends – canines
Tooth-flashing,
tail-wagging, barking and biting canines. It is not that I dislike dogs, but
there used to be “a peaceful coexistence” (to borrow the
words of Nikita Khrushchev) of canines and felines when I used to live with my
parents till the early 90’s.
Here
in Delhi, I don’t see that. Both species are at war (as usual) and in Delhi,
the dogs outnumber their feline opponents. I found a reason why.
Delhi
is a large city and is not immune to such untoward incidents like carjacking,
theft, etc. In an effort to control bad incidents, individual neighborhoods and
resident societies have employed security guards of all kinds and calibers. In
neighborhoods like mine, the security guards prefer to “outsource” part of
their work to the stray dogs, so that they themselves can report late for duty
or have their way while at work. Dogs will raise alarm if they see unusual
people or situations. Unfortunately, we do not have a comprehensive animal
management policy for the urban areas, and at the same time it is against the
law to kill a stray animal on the streets, no matter what nuisance they create.
Hence the security-men feed the stray dogs, who over a period of time, infest
the neighborhoods. Since cats are yet to be put to such crime-control efforts,
they are not a preferred option for anyone. As a result the canines are large
in number and the felines (if they are there) have to constantly be on the
watch lest they fall prey to stray dogs. Being a cat-lover, whenever I see a
dog chasing a cat in Delhi, I always shoo away the dog.
(b)
Delhi doesn’t eat fish like Kerala or Bengal does
Though
I couldn’t corroborate the statement with solid facts and research reports, I
believe there is an aeonian relation between cats and fish. Naturally you will
find felines in abundance in places where fish is a significant component of daily
food.
Thus
people of states like Kerala and Bengal where fish is an almost mandatory part
of the daily food are used to keeping cats for pets. On the contrary in Delhi
where “non-veg” usually means chicken, more chicken and much more chicken, it
is natural that there is no significant feline population.
Tailpiece
A
little more than a decade ago in another city, a member of the church where I
used to visit, mocked me for being a “grass-eater.” You guessed it right: “Grass-eater”
is the impolite expression common in the North to indicate a vegetarian person.
Since people in the North are more obsessed with chicken and I was yet (yes, I
started falling prey to chicken after moving to Delhi) to taste it, naturally
he couldn’t know my choices. I met the same person on a different occasion
where I was visiting a Malayali friend in the same city and we all had lunch
together. Since there was the typical Central-Travancore “meen curry” (fish cooked
in spicy gravy) which my poor Northern friend couldn’t eat despite his hard
efforts, it was my turn to throw the same question back. It takes a lot of
patience and good practice to remove the bones from fish before you eat, and no
matter how deep a carnivore you are, never challenge a Malayali with fish!
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